“The Silicon Valley dictionary”

I stumbled upon this “Silicon Valley dictionary” site last night and thought the readers might appreciate the humour. You should check out the site. For starters, here are some of my favourites:

Stack
Refers to the variety of technologies used to build and maintain your website, app, or service. Might also refer to a large amount of pancakes.

Son: Hey pops, wanna throw another stack on my plate? Pass the syrup too.
Pops: No son, your stack needs to maintainable, don’t let your code base get out of control!

Silicon Valley Billionaire
Silicon Valley Billionaires tend to be younger, poorer dressed and generally less douchey than billionaires from other areas. Some are so poorly dressed that it is often hard to distinguish one from a hobo. In New York, a 23 year old scrawny male with t-shirt and jeans might be told to fuck off at a Lambourhini dealership but the same thing would never happen in Silicon Valley.

Sales person: Do you think I should even talk to that guy over there. It doesn’t look like he can afford a car.
2nd sales person: That’s Mark Zuckerberg

Tech Stars
An incubator people apply to when getting rejected from YC. They aren’t definitively worst it just always happens to be your second choice every time.

I gotta move to Boston now that we got into Tech Stars and need a semi reputable incubator.