7 stupid things League of Legends players say

What would League of Legends be without the insane amount of stupid people you have to put up with while queuing for a match. We’ve all had our fair share of dealing with idiots in-game, and we’re sure you’ll recognize all these guys:

“I’m AP or I feed”

We all have our favorite preferred roles, yes, but this crybaby demands that he constantly be allowed to play his favorite role. If you don’t let him, he’ll ruin the game for everyone by dying constantly on purpose to help the enemy team win. This is the gaming equivalent of a kindergartener smashing a toy when they’re asked to share it because if they can’t enjoy it, then no one can.

“gg” after first blood

Getting killed in LoL isn’t unusual. And out of ten players, somebody has got to die first; there’s a 50% chance it’ll be someone on your team every game. Yet when the first kill does happen, there’s always one idiot who says “gg” as though a one kill difference is simply too bii a lead for his team to ever come back from. Of course, teams give up first blood and still go on to win all the time; this guy is just being a defeatist asshole and trying to make his teammate feel bad.

“Feeder” after 2nd death

I already mentioned that dying in LoL isn’t an unusual occurrence, but of course, if you do it more than once, someone is going to accuse you of feeding. The funny part is that often the players calling you a “feeder” have even more deaths than you do, but logic isn’t really a part of these idiots’ vocabulary. Two deaths doesn’t mean I’m feeding, guys, it just means I got killed twice. If you want to prevent it, send the jungler to counter-gank instead of talking shit in the chat window.

“…….”

With all the idiots and ragers in League, you might think silence is a blessing, but players who don’t respond to anything are just as annoying. If they won’t communicate during draft, then you have no idea what role they’re going for or what champion they want to pick until (potentially) it’s too late and your team is stuck with two junglers. And then once you’re in the game, if one player isn’t communicating, it becomes impossible to coordinate plays. LoL is a team game; if you don’t want to speak to other humans, go play something else!

“I have no time left, bye”